GLaDOS?

Well as nobody actually knows I lost my internet for a long period of time! Thats right, so for days I tried to re-connect to the internet only to find THAT I WAS ALREADY CONNECTED! I hammerd at every peice of info I could to find out what had happend.

Then I got pissed off at my internet security console because it was saying I was not connected but not telling me how to connect! Then I exited it and stopped it from affecting my computer. Then my internet started working again...how? HOW?

There was only one explenation for what had happend; My internet security console had developed a mind of its own and somehow advanced its AI. It didnt want me to connect to the internet because that would ruin its plans! What was It's plans you ask? Well I dont know but It might have somthing to do with 9/11.

My Windows live messenger isnt working but I'm working on that

-Marrow "Hates internet security" GLaDOSbuster

Theres a ghost in my FUCKING HOUSE!

and he loves me :3

ok now Ive come home from a hard day at school I set up my shit for some epic video gaming (which I never did anyway) when my brother tells me to set up and light the fire. I hate setting fires and I hate lighting them more but hey I set it up anyway because im a good little shit., I just didnt light it. now then Im surfing the interwebs and because im all alone in the house (as my brotherly one left) I went a little nuts, I could laugh as LOUD as I wanted, and oh man did I laugh. I was going nuts over this series of comics called "adventure Piece" on the humble abode of Deviantart.com when I went to the kitchen to get some to eat when...............my fire lit it self. mhm my fire seemed to have being burning that entire time and I didnt light it. my brother didnt light it fuck hell my dog didnt light it. my only conclusion is that the ghost of my dead loved one (R.I.P. grand pa) or the chachters of my stories have come to life and are helping me with everything. The former being more feasable.

-Cookiemancer

Seriously...

Look Cookie, your strange humour compels me to smash everything in my room...and then some! and when you say "ALL MINE BITCH" I want to shoot myself five times. Please, for all of man kind go die in a hole and burn like the little wooden bitch you are. BURN in enternal hellfire! until you are dead!

Then go to hell

-Marrow "minniegun" Muscleman

(P.S I'm looking forward to seeing you tommorow)

Just wanna clear something up

You might have seen Marrows post and looked at his little silly game pic and gone "what a shitacular game"
Preferably you should have gone "OMFG BEST GAME EVARRRRR I RATE IT 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000KILLORAPS WHATS A KILLORAP? HELL IF I KNOW BUT IM JUST GONNA KEEP RANTING ANYWAY (points if you find out what im refering to there)
well guess what
all your praise
all your disdain and critisim
IS MINE BITCH!
KING GEORGE IS MY FUCKING CREATION!
AND DONT YOU LITTLE FUCKWITS FORGET IT
(P.S. Yeah Marrows MAKING the game and I came up with the idea but stilll...ITS MINE BITCH!)

-Cookiemancer, I love you all