Batman?

This post is here for one reason, folks...
Anwar and I were looking through our old stuff around the office, the mandorm office, that is. What we found was so horrible that It could only be shown in comic form

Here.

Creepy? No? If you wan't to see the video Steven made in that room...

Click here...

Sorry you had to see that.

-Randy "Ewwewweww" Batmanson

It's just a cartoon

Greetings, You people

It has indeed been a while since I have posted. It turns out my last post was incorrect and Muntron's plans to get really fat and enslave Stevesie and I were read all wrong. My bad.

アンワ says:
Hello there, chum

Randymoose says:
Good day, old bean.
I've been hearing some pretty awful stuff
Awful stuff indeed

アンワ says:
You are refering to the plans, no?
Oh ho ho, dear boy!
You read those all wrong!

Randymoose says:
Oh?

アンワ says:
The plans were to enslave two idiots!
You didn't surely think that I meant you and Stevesie!?!

Randymoose says:
Well I'm not going to lie to you, Muntron. I did.

アンワ says:
You and Stevesie are intellegent and dashing young men

Randymoose says:
That is true.

So as you can plainly see, we are safe from Muntrons wrath at this point in time. But enough about Muntron's wrath...

I was talking to someone the other day about Watchmen (great movie) and he was complaining how the movie did not make sence. So I, Randy "She-moose" Chadson explained it for him. He eventually talked me into a corner "How the shit-balls cock face fag cumshot does Rorschach jump so high if he has no powers?" How the FUCK do I answer that? So I did what any intellegent man would do "It's only a movie, dude"

I win, yes? No.

If someone has to resort to saying "It's only a movie" when they were clearly trying to explain it before, you win. True, it's only a movie and it doesn't have to make sence but I tried to explain it first...So...I lose. Good on you Cameron! You won that battle of wits, but I assure you! You have not won the war!
Of wits.

-Randy "Shitballscockfacefagcumshot" Rorschach (Spoiler alert)

In the cooter

Here is some tottaly random, out of context quotes by:
Muntron "endslastnameisson" Sonsonson

"Best name for a documentary ever"

"Maybe it was between when he was sucking my penis and and fingering my butthole"

"We need to make a comic about a secret agent that's gay"

"PROFESSIONAL RAAGGGEEEE"

"join the vany?"

"She totally just gave me a handjob."

"Midget gay transvestite secret agent"

"Sir, that is derogatory. I am offended. I'd prefer to be called a Little Missy"

"tighter than a nuns ass"

"He draws a smiley face on his foreskin and calls it Willskin"

"and blow up the pope"

"His special technique is to seduct pedophiles because they think he's a little girl"

"an entire goat"

"So like I was saying, my mother is a smug bitch that I totally hate all the time"

"so I could avoid her more easily and/or kick her down stairs"

"We shoot her in the cooter."

"Vagina."

"Even more coincidently the same number of the planes that flew into the trade centre"

"Or I'd have totally murdered her by now"

"I'm sorry boobs"

-Randyson "Marrowson" Gregson

Partys aint all that

If your a hip cool cat and read this blog and razor candy all day then you'd know that Chadski is attempting to be popular and has gone to a party.
so me and anwar had a REAL party, a TIME TRAVEL PARTY.
it was so awsome some guys head blew up
-Cookiemancer Mcfly